Comment: Raynor Village #2

 

Welcome to the second edition of the funny corner of Shirekeep - and we're not talking about Lichkeep!

South Catavian arrival looked on pawsitively

Detractors: "You have cat to get kitten me"

The foundation of the a new state on Bastion was originally met with mixed felines, but purrhaps the tide has turned for the Empire of the Heavenly Kitty. Though their swipe at an MCS claim is currently on hold, their government expects no cat-astrophic denial. Said Master Diplocat & Chief Furnancial Officer Jezza Rasmus, "We were pawsibly considering being whiskered away to another distinguished cat-ographic organisation like the OIK but only because of the pun opportunities presented by the German word 'für'. After much purrcrastination we decided that beclaws Micras has such a strong litter-rary tradition our journalistic effurts would be better spent here." Pawdyguards removed our repurrter from the press confurrence before he could claw any meore out of Rasmus.

LIVE: Breaking News Footage From Eliria

Osmanli Economic policy lauded as mature response to 

humanitarian crisis, grounded in sound theory

Gralans reach milestone of 'almost doing something'

Micran governments across Micras today were shocked to learn of exciting developments in the thaumic corridors of power in the Gralan Empire: something might be happening soon, or not. Hush and a magic-powered indoor stormcloud gathered over the assembled journalists before Waldgrave the Wise made a special announcement, which the RV Magazine reproduces exclusively here in full:

Death and pestilence stalk the land. Poverty and impecuniousness affect the majority of our Empire's citizens. Inactive governments have led to a breakdown of social order, and normlessness is the word of the day, not least because it is so fun to say.

Therefore the Triumvirate has decided to make this special announcement: we might be getting on with something soon. It might happen, it might not. We're all very busy, you know. Why don't you estimated 1.5 billion citizens of varying magic and experience levels get up of your butts instead of giving us, what, three guys a hard time? Sorry, I didn't mean that. Let's talk about this over dinner.

The reconciliatory dinner will take place next Losday at the full-capacity venue of the Hypercube.

MicroWiki user Interview: "Blah blah blah"

Raynor Village: We're pleased today to welcome a randomly generated MicroWiki user today. Said user, a pillar of his community, has only agreed to this interview provided we treat his sector with an open mind and in return he says he will attend to a degree of respectful candour. Is that right?

MicroWiki User: Blah.

RV: Can you explain to us a brief history of your sector and just quickly - if possible - tell us a little about its contemporary membership?

MWU: Ah, blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah, blah blah 2003 blah blah. Blah blah Monsterfurby blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah however, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, philosophy of the Quiet Area blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah; blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah blah blah, blah: blah; blah; blah; Вультёьве; blah, and blah. So blah blah blah. Blah blah blah Rafghanistan.

RV: Fascinating. And tell us a little about the daily life of a MicroWiki user - I trust it doesn't revolve around forums as in our sector?

MWU: Hahaha, blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah worse than Hitler, blah blah blah blah irridescent glow. Blah blah blah blah learn to syntax scandal blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. But in real terms blah blah blah blah blah vexillological murder blah blah. Blah blah blah blah! And when you blah blah blah, it all comes down to blah, really, doesn't it? Blah blah blah blah blah blah genuinely interesting blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. But it's not all blah and blah - blah blah money blah blah blah, for blah to blah is as blah to a blah. But I've blahed on about this for too long already.

RV: Not at all, but we'll move on. Do you think that there is enough contact between MicroWiki and the Micras sector.

MWU: If the blah blah blah blah blah, A1 through to A4 blah blah blah blah pixels blah. Blah blah blah blah breadth and depth of exchange blah, then blah blah blah. But as I see it the blahest blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, and blah that blah blah blah. Anyway I'd very much like to blah Craitman's hand, for my part.

RV: This has been a uniquely informative experience - blah so much for participating.
MWU: It's no blah off my rosey blah.